“Never marry the one you can live with, marry the one you cannot live without.”
“There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.” – Menander
Leave the toilet seat down. Enough said.
"A great marriage isn't something that just happens; it's something that must be created." -Fawn Weaver
"Marriage provides the solace of worked-on friendship and the joy of being known profoundly." -Imogene Stubbs
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." -Mingon McLaughlin
"The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together." -Robert C. Dodds
"A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other." -Jessica Simpson
"Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose." -Beverley Nichols
"Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside." -Frank Pittman
It isn't being perfect but, learning to enjoy each other's differences that make a successful marriage.
"Simply put, a marriage is not a marriage without the existence of two individuals who promised to love each other." -Jessica Gardner
"Marriage is about being a team." -Elijah Davidson
"I first learned the concept of non-violence in my marriage." -Gandhi
"Marriage, at its core, is all about respect for the other person- and respect goes both ways." -Dr. Kevin Leman
"Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is a conversation." -Oscar Wilde
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love." -Michel de Montaigne
"A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day." -Andre Maurois
"I want the kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married." -Emily Wierenga
"Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love." -Ellen Key
"Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up." -Joseph Barth
Marriage is annoying that one special person for the rest of your lives.
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers
“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up." -Barbara Bush
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." -Rodney Dangerfield
"Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done." -Burt Reynolds
"Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning." -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." -Helen Rowland
"If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears." -Sigmund Freud
"After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want." -Jacques Pepin
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." -Helen Rowland
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." -Clint Eastwood
"Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters degree." -Rama Kochhar
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." -Gilbert K. Chesterton
"Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them." -Ogden Nash
"Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it." -Helen Rowland