ᐅTop143+ Best Pimpin Quotes to Inspire Your Inner Self

“When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing.

"When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing." ~ Annie Lobert

“Rap’s the occupation, but one day watch

"Rap's the occupation, but one day watch I'll be Pimp of the Nation." ~ Kid Rock

“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank

"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing." ~ Chris Rock

“I can’t hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down

"I can't hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down Jefferson Avenue and look in the faces of winos, pimps and junkies, all the things I'm made of." ~ Rick James

“I think I’d be a good pimp cuz I’d never beat

"I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's." ~ Scott Caan

"The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free will away from them, which was perfectly all right. They didn't want it anyway. It was as though they had surrendered themselves to Jesus, for instance, so they could live unselfishly and trustingly-except that they had surrendered to a pimp instead." ~ Kurt Vonnegut

“The pimp has a grin, never a smile.

"The pimp has a grin, never a smile." ~ Jean Genet

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." ~ Tiger Woods

“I talk slicker than a pimp from

"I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned" ~ Drake

“You can’t have a conscience in the pimp game.

"You can't have a conscience in the pimp game." ~ Mark Wahlberg

“I think pimp, therefore i am.

"I think pimp, therefore i am." ~ Katt Williams

“You a lame so yo dame playin mind games

"You a lame so yo dame playin mind games; I'm a pimp so I stay in that mind frame." ~ Lil' Flip

“Well, I’m too old to pimp

"Well, I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gonna keep playin'" ~ Clark Terry

"Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you work for the Army; then it's National Defense. Spying on your neighbors is invasion of privacy, unless you work for the FBI; then it's National Security. Running a whorehouse makes you a pimp and poisoning people makes you a murderer, unless you work for the CIA; then it's counter-intelligence." ~ Robert Anton Wilson

“Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps

"Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow." ~ Coolio

“Pimpin’ ain’t dead ’cause I be the life line

"Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line." ~ Lil Wayne

“Niggas frown when you up and smile

"Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin' around." ~ Pimp C

“Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person.

"Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money." ~ Christian Finnegan

“If you’re crying under fire

"If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war. If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours." ~ MF Grimm

“Women say they want a man who knows

"Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp." ~ Rich Hall

"[Cannery Row's] inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing." ~ John Steinbeck

"The fair (ph) transforms the process by which we fund Social Security and Medicare because the money paid in consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers, all the people that are freeloading off the system now." ~ Mike Huckabee

"Everything I've done was above board, as an actor I wanted to do two things. I wanted to entertain as well as get a message across. I never did no pimp roles, no negative roles, or anything like that. I had fun, everything I've done I'm proud to take my mother to." ~ Mr. T

"I don't think about competition. I am definitely attracted to not just playing a regular character - I don't know there's any such thing as "regular. In American Crime, I get to play a runaway who's living with her pimp in North Carolina and she's a prostitute, but she's a victim of human trafficking because she's under 18. I like those roles. That's what I wanted; I wanted to play someone that was a challenge." ~ Ana Mulvoy-Ten

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