“Thursday is the future that I’ve been waiting to experience.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks
“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” ~ Howie Mandel
“Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” ~ Elisse Boyd
“Playing on a Thursday and then a Sunday is not a problem.” ~ Michael Laudrup
“Thursday is how Friday says, “Hang on, you are almost there.” ~ Anonymous
“Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.” ~ Anonymous
“I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday; I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.” ~ Bill Burr
“I am not a woman on Monday, an immigrant on Tuesday, a worker on Wednesday, and a mom on Thursday, I am all of those things all of the time, and I am going to fight for all of those things all of the time.” ~ Pramila Jayapal
“The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.” ~ Ismail Kadaré
“There is no point in learning on a Tuesday when on a Thursday it might be completely different.” ~ Alycia Debnam-Carey
“I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I’ve never heard of Someday.” ~ Reverend Ike
“Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.” ~ English Proverb
“The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.” ~ Samuel Beckett
“To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” ~ Dwayne Johnson
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing its Thursday.” ~ Anonymous
“Thursday comes and the week’s gone.” ~ George Herbert
“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.” ~ Nicci French
“On this Thursday take nothing for granted. Look around and show gratitude for your work, your family, and your friends.” ~ Theodore W. Higginsworth
“Start your Thursday with an attitude of optimism. It’s going to be a good day!” ~ Kate Summers
“On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles.” ~ William Henry Bragg
“Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” ~ John Farley
“How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.” ~ Byron Pulsifer
“Thursday is one of the days of the week that I strive to maintain a positive outlook.” ~ Byron Pulsifer
“Life is made out of Thursday afternoons. You just keep having them one after the other and let everything else take care of itself.” ~ Tim Tharp
“It’s Thursday. The excitement and anticipation build for the upcoming weekend.” ~ Byron Pulsifer
“Thursday is party day for the week that surrounds it.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks
“Thursday is full of timeless thoughts and marshmallow dreams.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks
It was on a sweet Thursday; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday all had passed. Came the day I’d waited for at last.” ~ Johnny Mathis
“Wednesday can only dream of becoming a Thursday.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks
“You can quit anything on a Thursday.” ~ Bob Goff
“Thursday is a day to admit your mistakes and try to improve.” ~ Byron Pulsifer
“Thursday is one day closer to my expectation that everything I have done through the week culminates in progress.” ~ Byron Pulsifer
“Effort is what is required on Thursday to finish all that needs to be done.” ~ Kate Summers
“Thursday should start with a teabag of fun.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks
“It could be Monday and I’d have on underwear saying Thursday. I just didn’t care.” ~ Sue Monk Kidd
“Thursday has its own peculiar way of saying ‘Hey.’” ~ Harry Nilsson
“This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” ~ Douglas Adams