“On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.” ― Larry Correia
“The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays.” ― Paul Heyman
“On a sunny Tuesday – for it seems so many awful things happen on a Tuesday – six astronauts and one schoolteacher attempted to pierce the sky. Instead they touched the stars.” ― Neal Shusterman
“When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday – no matter what happened Tuesday.” ― Stephen Colbert
“So I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: I can’t make Tuesdays.'” ― Tim Vine
“It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m.” ― Charles Bukowski
“The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.” ― Jasper Fforde
“I don’t worry anymore about where’s the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn’t tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say.” ― Brett Favre
“I was hoping to get a reception like this, I’d just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night.” ― Howard Dean
“I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It’s not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We’ve got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.” ― Kent Hrbek
“A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.” — Alexander Pope
“Every day is different, and some days are better than others, but no matter how challenging the day, I get up and live it.” — Muhammad Ali
“Have a beautiful Tuesday! Your mantra is: ‘All I have is all I need and all I need is all I have in this moment.” — Bryan Katie
“There is something about an early Tuesday morning that makes me productive.” — Tahnni Dupre
“By Tuesday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it.” — William Scranton
“You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!” — Dr. Seuss
“Tuesdays were my favorite day. It was just something about the way that u looked like when it was next to e that seemed very friendly.” — Maggie Stiefvater
“You can sit and whine about Tuesday, or you can get down to work and make the Wednesday you proud.” — Emma Xu
“Why not make Tuesday a day that you will go out of your way to help someone in need.” — Kerry M. Olitzky
“Tuesday is the day for action, as mighty Mars rules it. Now you can seek your passion, surge toward your goals, find your destiny, and be strong and courageous.” — Cerridwen Greenleaf
“Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?” ― Don Hertzfeldt
“Tuesday night at the Bible study we lift our hands and pray over your body, but nothing ever happens.” ― Sufjan Stevens
“Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good – we want it Tuesday.” ― Denis Norden
“I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.” ― Doug Sanders
“Ric Flair, you put me in this position. You named me the Legend Killer and after Tuesday, you will respect me.” ― Randy Orton
“I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday.” ― Ted Cruz
“The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday’s election is that the Democrats didn’t do far worse, or as badly as they deserved.” ― Frank Rich
“John Brennan has been the mastermind of the drone program. He’s the one who’d convene the terror Tuesday meetings at the White House.” ― Medea Benjamin
“It was far too absurd to die of a Tuesday.” ― Jamie O’Neill
“I think Super Tuesday is the most important day of this entire primary election. It is the most delegates awarded in a single night will be awarded on Super Tuesday.” ― Ted Cruz
“Once you have commitment, you need the discipline and hard work to get you there.” – Haile Gebrselassie
“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills
“Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.” – Stephen King
“There was a time… when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on.” ― Ed McMahon
“I never had an official job, but I did play at a local cantina every Tuesday night, and I babysat a lot.” ― Michelle Branch
“Tuesday’s victory was big. But it did nothing more than level the playing field and give you a shot. Take it.” ― Charles Krauthammer
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.” ― Daniel Handler